Please Just NO

CAREFUL RANT BELOW
(Read on your own risk)

First of all I have to say that I'm aware of the fact that there are people who like this sort of... entertainment. That's your right and I don't care. Everyone is free to choose.

But...

Yeterday I was browsing DA, looking for some decent fan art related to Tolkien and his awesome world. And to my horror half of the things I found were, how to say this, undoubtly suggestive -_-.
Frodo x Sam, Aragorn x Legolas, Legolas xGimli... My ass, I even found one featuring Faramir and Boromir. They are brothers dear lord!
And now attention please: Lord of the rings is NOT, in any way, shape or form about love between males! Please stop insert dirty fantasies like that, where they definitely don't belong!
I read Tolkien books many times. So many, that I memorazied some parts. And not only LOTR - I actually read everything he wrote about Middle Earth. And once in a while I go back to them and believe me - there is no "yaoi" in there. Even for them five lines! In any of his books. I know, that there are scenes (especially how they're made in the movie) that looks... sugestive, but that's bull...

End of the tought. Thank you for your attention.